It wasn’t so long ago that I last
talked about my love for Disney, having visited Disneyland LA during my
three-month trip, and all. But after suffering from the post-trip blues (sniff) –
which we’re still very much suffering from - Sian and I typically decided to
visit our favourite place in the world, Disneyland Paris, along with our friend,
Ben.
Naturally, we had a fantastic time.
We explored each corner of The Magical Kingdom, from Frontierland to
Adventureland, and Fantasyland to Discoveryland. We didn’t go on all of the
rides, though, whether that was because of long queues or simply because some
of them are aimed at kids – especially those in Fantasyland, which is arguably an
entire section aimed at kids, for that matter.
We got up to plenty, though. We
endured the horrors of Phantom Manor, screamed our socks off on the Runaway Train,
beat Zurg on Buzz Lightyear Laserblast, enjoyed a homage to the Star Wars Saga
in Discoveryland’s 4D movie theatre (where Sian fell asleep), and marvelled at
the explosive 25th Anniversary specials that were the mind-blowing illuminations
at the Sleeping Beauty Castle and the spellbinding Main Street Parade.
However, that all said, I’m often
asked whether I’m “too old” for Disney. It’s no doubt a question aimed at me –
or us - due to the absence of accompanying children. But what does that question
even mean? Behind the scenes there aren’t armies of children hard at work
creating all that magic. Could you imagine the controversy? Without the
incredible imaginations of countless adults, the likes of Disney simply
wouldn’t exist. And then what kind of world would we be living in? The answer
is one as dull as the person who considers themselves “too old” for such
things!
To hit back at such a silly and
rather rude question, I’ve compiled a list of five reasons why Disneyland is actually
better for the adults than it is for the kids. So if you just so happen to be
one of those people who considers yourself too old for Disney, I urge you to
read on…
1. Kids don’t recognise the intricacies
If you’ve been
to Disneyland Paris you’ll have no doubt noticed the countless intricacies
throughout the park and its neighbouring park Walt Disney Studios. Take Main
Street USA in the main park, for example. This adorably-vintage throwback from
the early 1900’s sports the quirkiest and the most charming of shops that sell
souvenirs, sweets, ice creams, artwork, and collectible figurines. And then
there’s the rest of the aesthetics from vintage police cars to virtually
everything else in sight including the architecture, interior décor,
streetlights and so on. And be sure to look up when you go inside the stores,
too. Obviously watch where you’re going – shopping here can be a beautiful nightmare
- but inside you might see Tinkerbell smiling down on you, or perhaps you’re in
the World of Disney in Disney Village just outside the parks, where you’ll see
some of your favourite characters overhead in a hot air balloon! To say
children are blind to all of this is unfair, but let’s face it – for the most
part, they don’t care where their goodies are coming from.
At Disney, the magic is in the detail
2. They don’t appreciate things as much
as we do
Unfortunately
this is true. While I have no kids of my own, it would be easy for someone to
point out that I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am well aware as to
the existence of such beings. I was one myself once, and with plenty of
brothers and sisters and a pair of eyes that still work when visiting theme
parks and zoos, I’m able to recognise – especially these days – just how spoilt
and brattish most kids really are. There are exceptions, of course. Many kids
are pleasant and appreciative, but most of the time Disneyland Paris is teeming
with those who, for reasons unknown, prefer to screw their face up until it
goes hot-red and make a sound that doesn’t sound anything remotely like crying,
rather than take in what’s going on all around them and note just how lucky
they are to be there. After all, there are plenty of children who aren’t as
half as lucky. But as adults, we’re able to truly appreciate what Disney has on
offer – perhaps more so for those who have never been during their childhood.
A smile bigger than the Chesire Cat's - and
most of the whiny kids in the park too
3. Almost everything is a call-back to
when we were young
Go into the
main Disney Store in Disney Village, look up, and you’ll see some familiar
faces of old up there with the classic characters – it’s the guys from
Ducktales and Talespin! If you don’t remember those cartoons, then you’re far too young and this entire
post is likely lost on you. But I’m not just talking about the less-conspicuous
features throughout the park – it’s all pretty obvious and in-your-face. Deep
beneath the Sleeping Beauty Castle you’ll see a terrifying dragon guarding the
infamous Sword in the Stone, from the film of the same name. And then there are
all the classic animated movies, from Cinderella to Beauty and the Beast, and Snow
White and the Seven Dwarves to The Lion King, all of which are heavily represented
throughout the park. My point is that these are all the old-school classics. It
would be naive of me to suggest that kids aren’t familiar with these, though.
In fact, there’s no doubt that visiting Disneyland is what ignites their
interest in the classics in the first place. Or perhaps it’s the other way
around. Mum and Dad more than likely have such films in their DVD collections,
or are happy to introduce their sprogs to the best of the best. My point is, is
that Disney is probably aimed more towards the adults than the kids. But then
again, that actually makes sense because we’re the ones with the wallets…
Talespin's "Little Britches"
4. Our need for Disney magic is far more
important
This is by far
the truest statement in this post. Do kids deserve to go to Disneyland? Sure,
some of them do. In fact, there’s no better place on Earth for them. And
unfortunately, I can’t control their behaviour. That’s a job for Santa to look
into. And the Devil. But on a serious note, I’m not out to undermine the needs
of children. It can’t go without saying that there are far more children out
there who deserve the magic of Disney than there or not. It’s the perfect place
for a child who might be sick, or even one whose family is usually too poor to
have taken them anywhere so awesome up to that point. Or perhaps they might
just be a nice kid. They do exist. I just wish there was some sort of
behaviour-filter at the gates. But we – that’s us grown-ups – deserve it just
as much as anyone else. Disneyland Paris is the perfect getaway when you’ve
grown sick and tired of the soul-crushing mundanities of the daily norm. In
fact, we need magic more than the kids do. Again, this doesn’t apply to all
adults, and I’ll get to that before the end of the post. I suppose what I’m
really talking about here is the corruption of growing up. Pretty deep, huh?
But being 33 years old I can now see what Peter Pan’s reservations were all
about.
Try telling Ben he's too old for Disney.
Go on, break his heart
5. We can buy and do whatever we want
Perhaps the
biggest benefit of all. We are big, awesome grown-ups, and as miserable as we
may sometimes be, we have the money! The trouble is, most of us don’t have very
much of it. By the time we’ve paid for the flight, accommodation and food,
well, it’s almost all gone. My deepest sympathies to those with children, too (no
sarcasm to be detected) as I can only imagine what it’s like going round the
parks with human vacuum cleaners floating around your wallet. Once you’ve
loaded them up with all the sweets and toys possible – usually as a means of
shutting them up so you can get five minutes of chill – what is there left for
you? Well I’m glad you asked. Check out my upcoming post Eight Awesome Freebies You Can Collect In Disneyland Paris to find out how you –
not your kids – can collect some awesome freebies as you explore Disneyland
Paris.
We don't need to ask anyone!
And that concludes
my list. But before you decide I’m a child-hating Disney-holic who wishes we
lived in an adult-only world, at least finish reading this post before you do.
After my last visit to Disneyland Paris, it became very clear that we grown-ups
are just as bad. On enjoying the Sleeping Beauty Castle illuminations, our
perfect view was spoiled by a good handful of people who were inexplicably
watching it through their phone
cameras. No doubt this was an annoyance for hundreds more throughout the
throngs of people who filled the grounds while the illuminations soaked the
castle and spectacular fireworks roared overhead. My point is that we are just
as bad.
Perhaps I’ve
got it all wrong. Maybe kids do appreciate Disneyland more, because no matter
how engaged we think we are, we still can’t seem to shake off the shackle of
modern technology. I made a point of keeping my phone firmly in-pocket during
the illuminations, even the parade too, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t taking several
pictures of other things. Okay, I’ve gotten better. And there’s nothing wrong
with it, either. But I told myself to try and soak it all in this time, to
realise just how lucky I am to be exploring The Magical Kingdom, and not as
someone who didn’t happen to visit Disneyland as a child, or as a huge Disney
fan, or as a miserable adult who pretty much hates the ordinaries of everyday
life, but as someone who is physically able to. That is what Disney makes you appreciate more than anything.
The chances are you'll still
appreciate Disney a lot more than the kids do. But then I suppose we possess
the advantage of having the capacity to appreciate things more. The only
trouble with being all grown up is we're too wise to the world and the
injection of Disney's magic can be short-lived as we're forced to return to the
norm. Just know that the magic of Disney isn't just confined to the walls of
its theme parks or to the borders of the silver screen or the television
screen. If you remember to try and take that magic home with you, well perhaps
you’ll never truly grow up.
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