I’ve been a
little behind with posting some of my film reviews lately, but you can blame
Christmas and Disneyland Paris for that. Speaking of which, I’ll be posting on that magical experience in the next few days too. For now, check out
some flash reviews from December, which takes us right up until the last film I
saw in 2017, The Greatest Showman. And
don’t forget to check out my podcasts too, where I’ve already reviewed all of
the following.
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Showing posts with label Curious About Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Curious About Movies. Show all posts
Monday 8 January 2018
Flash Reviews: The Disaster Artist, Molly's Game, Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle & The Greatest Showman
Sunday 7 January 2018
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi Review
In hindsight, it makes more sense than not that Abrams' The Force Awakens was a play-it-safe carbon copy of A New Hope, especially given that it was the first entry since 2005’s Revenge of the Sith, the last of the despised prequel trilogy. But there’s no denying that, despite its many strengths, it was a film weighed down by the past. Even in its controversial disposal of Harrison Ford's much-loved nerf herder, it was something of a Han Solo-centric film, though its decision to cast him into the ether in the first place spoke volumes about Disney's plans to start wiping the slate clean.
Thursday 21 December 2017
There Was Something Strange In Manchester's Bowlers Exhibition Centre... And It Looked Pretty Good!
On the first
weekend of December, with my wife, Sian, and two friends, Anthony and Ben, I
attended the For the Love of Sci-Fi Comic Con at the Bowler’s Exhibition Centre
in Manchester. It’s been a pretty busy year for me, with my wedding in February,
followed by a three-month trip (aka “greedy honeymoon”) around the world, but it
might surprise you to learn that my weekend in Manchester is quite easily one
of the most memorable of the year. I have to be careful when saying such
things, though, but if you’re reading this, Sian, just remember - we got
married on a Friday!
Wednesday 13 December 2017
For the Love of Sci-Fi Preview: There's Something Strange in Manchester...
Here's
a small collection of pictures from the For the Love of Sci-Fi Comic Con I
recently attended in Manchester with Sian and my two equally-geeky friends,
Anthony and Ben. I'll be writing up a full blog post, so check this space again
tomorrow to find out more about who we met and what else we got up to!
Friday 8 December 2017
Justice League - DC's Most Unwanted Criminal
The DCEU hasn't all been doom and gloom. I’ll defend Man of Steel as much as Superman would defend Earth. Wonder Woman was also a welcome delight, and to quote myself, was certainly the hero the franchise didn’t deserve. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad (call me two-faced but I didn't hate the latter so much at the time), however, remain the real villains of the series, and whose incoherent and laughable plots played out like riddles or jokes. But now, Justice League commits more crimes than you’d see in Downtown Gotham on a Saturday night. I may not be the greatest detective in the world, but these atrocities are more obvious than a psychopath in clown make-up.
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Tuesday 14 November 2017
Paddington 2 Review
Ever since
Michael Bond’s first book, A Bear Called
Paddington, published in 1958, the Peruvian bear has appeared in over one
hundred and fifty books and a number of his own television programmes, from stop motion animation to two-dimensional. He even has his own shop in
Paddington Station, as well as his own statue on Platform One. Now, he’s
already into his second film on the silver-screen. But thankfully, it’s not in
vain.
Monday 13 November 2017
Jigsaw
Like this
franchise mindlessly does away with its characters, I’ll do away with the plot
or any discussion around the horror genre. So let’s cut to the case. Following
a seven-year hiatus, Jigsaw has returned. While the trailer begs you to ask “how”,
given that the most sadistic, self-righteous and delusional killer to have
disgraced the silver screen was blatantly killed (and there’s nothing that
spells blatant death like this franchise) in an earlier sequel, the question on
everyone’s minds is an exasperated “why”.
A Bad Moms Christmas
When the
comedy-Christmas movie isn’t a series of outlandish and non-relatable events (you
all know who you are) usually fuelled by booze or bad writing or both, it can
be a wonderful and heart-warming thing. It’s a bit like eggnog; you have to get
the mixture just right, or it will leave a bad taste in your mouth from the
offset. That, or it will just be bland and forgetful. Classics like the Home Alone movies (remind yourself that
there are only two…) and Love Actually remain a lot to live up
to, but that said, each to their own. After all, there are those who love
Christmas Pudding, and there are those who do not. In fact, the same can be said about Christmas itself.
Thursday 9 November 2017
Murder on the Orient Express
Based on the
classic Agatha Christie novel of the same name, and following along the tracks
of numerous televised adaptations, Murder
on the Orient Express (2017) sees Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot, arrive
in the form of an impressive-moustache-wielding Kenneth Brannagh, who also
directs. After boarding the legendary train for a break from his work, Poirot
meets a colourful assortment of characters (equally-colourful is the
train-hoggingly-enormous cast that plays them). But when an avalanche stops the
train its tracks, the passengers wake to find that one among them has been murdered in
their cabin. With “probably the greatest detective in the world” on board, so
begins an investigation.
Geostorm
In the near future, the earth’s weather has reached such catastrophic levels that the leaders of the world create a hi-tech, multi-satellite-strong orbital network to control the weather and prevent disaster. Three years on, random catastrophes from subzero tidal waves in Dubai to lethal post-sundown solar rays in China begin to occur. Chief Architect Jake Lawson (Butler – who else?), the original designer behind the system known as “Dutchboy”, is summoned back to the International Space Station to find out what or who is sabotaging the system, and prevent a “Geostorm” – a global meteorological event that will wipe out mankind.
Monday 6 November 2017
Thor: Ragnarok
After defeating
Surtur, a giant god-like creature hellbent on destroying Thor’s homeworld, Asgard,
the God of Thunder tracks down his father, King Odin (Sir Anthony Hopkins),
with the help of the portal-wielding Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberpatch). But
when Odin suddenly dies, his secret firstborn daughter, Hela (Cate Blanchett),
appears to assume power of the throne. Once she destroys Thor’s hammer,
Mjolinir, she swiftly seizes Asgard. In trying to fight Hela, Thor and his brother,
Loki (Tom Hiddleston), the God of Mischief, wind up on the distant garbage planet
of Sakaar, where they meet allies old and new, including The Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo).
Happy Death Day
When Tree
Gelbman (Jessica Rothe) wakes in a stranger’s dorm, she hastily departs and sets
off about her day like she would any other, save for her walk of shame across
the bustling campus. That, and when she arrives at her sorority house, her
roommate presents her with a birthday cupcake. But Tree doesn’t care much for carbs,
or even kind gestures for that matter. When night falls, she’s stalked by someone
who’s dressed as the college’s creepy baby-faced mascot. Before she’s able to
get away, she’s stabbed to death. Not a moment later, she wakes in the same
stranger’s dorm, recognising everything thereafter from the busy campus to the cupcake.
And when night falls, the same maniac shows up and kills her all over again.
Tuesday 31 October 2017
The Ritual Review
Following the
death of their friend Robert in a violent burglary, a group of friends continue with
their plans to go for a lads’ weekend hiking through the Swedish Mountains to honour his
memory. Among them, Luke (an as usual-convincing Rafe
Spall) shoulders the guilt of Robert's death and is paranoid that the others blame him. But when they suffer an injury, they exchange their mountainous trek for an apparently shorter one through the shadowy forests in the valley, where group dynamics become the least of their worries. A malevolent
presence soon makes itself known, and one-by-one, as is the case in this neck
of the woods within the bleak horror-verse, the friends are hunted and mutilated.
Sunday 29 October 2017
Blade Runner 2049 Review
Set 30 years
after the original, Ryan Gosling’s Officer Kay – a blade runner - unearths a secret
that, if exposed, will change the world and put replicants ahead of humans as
the dominant species, so his only hope is to locate ex-blade runner Office
Deckard (Harrison Ford) before it’s too late.
My All-Time Favourite Spine-Tinglers (Part 2)...
The unofficial “Halloween weekend” might be almost over, but
the scariest night of the year is still yet to come. So as promised, here’s the
list that completes my top ten scariest horror films of all time. After
reading, you might want to stay well away from caves, forests, trick or
treaters in general, and probably your own house. Might just be best to stay
under the covers and not move until Wednesday then…
Wednesday 25 October 2017
My All-Time Favourite Spine-Tinglers (Part I)...
Tuesday 24 October 2017
The Mountain Between Us
Two strangers meet
at an airport when they learn that their mutual flight has been cancelled. With
Alex (Winslet) due to marry the next day, and Ben (Elba), a neurosurgeon, due
to operate at the same time, they decide to hire out a private plane to get
them home in time. But when the pilot experiences a stroke mid-flight, their
plane crashes into the mountains, killing the pilot and leaving both Alex and
Ben injured and alone on the snowy peaks, with nothing but each other – and the
pilot’s nameless dog - to survive the elements.
Sunday 22 October 2017
The Lego Ninjago Movie
The Lego franchise has exploded in recent
years much like an angry kid putting his foot through the Ghostbusters Fire Station
after finding that a single brick is missing. The evidence is everywhere, from
countless video games including the hugely-popular Lego Dimensions to the very reason behind this review.
Monday 9 October 2017
Flash Reviews: Kingsman - The Golden Circle, American Assassin & Flatliners
Here are my
latest flash film reviews which you may have also heard on Swindon 105.5 last
week, having been asked to become their weekly film critic! Don’t worry if you
missed it as I’ll keep you updated with upcoming slots through the Curious
Rookie Facebook page, and will even share with you the audio files when and
where possible – but only if you’re curious…
Friday 29 September 2017
mother!
Jenifer
Lawrence plays the loving wife to Javier Bardem’s older poet who’s suffering
from writer’s block. While Lawrence works hard at turning their very remote
home into an idyllic setting, or a “paradise” if you will, a mysterious
stranger (Ed Harris) turns up at their door, followed closely by his wife
(Michelle Pfeiffer), both of whom Bardem’s seemingly-oblivious character
welcomes with open arms - despite his wife’s understandable protests. But as more guests inexplicably begin to swarm Lawrence’s home, the film descends into brutal and unforgiving
chaos that is as arresting as it is repellent.
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